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fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

fromthemiddleoftheocean:

stunningpicture:

Was taking random pictures of my mother and this came out…pretty terrifying

selfloveclub:

when your post gets 5 notes

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koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

french:

me walking in school:

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me walking out of school:

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twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

spooky-gloria-mott:

friend: “He cheated on me…. but I love him!!”

me:

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tonks-has-pink-hair:

brigwife:

welcometonewrome:

mattlewisfangirl:

d0nt-p4n1c:

iwasateenagehorcrux:

holiclover:

Deleted scene - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

THIS IS VERY SIGNIFICANT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

WHY THE FLYING FUCK WOULD YOU DELETE THIS

they also deleted Dudley saying that Harry isn’t a waste of space.

WHY NO

because they thought a creepy-ass scene where harry does up ginny’s dress was more worth the screentime

SOMEONE SAID IT

lordoftheinternet:

come to think of it, i haven’t seen any proof that i’m NOT the center of the universe

I’m an adult, but not like a real adult
anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

quamraeros:

pr1nceshawn:

The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts by Simona Bonafini.

Hercules won

u take a lot of selfies. do u think ur pretty or smoething? ur not

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creepyyeha:

molotowcocktease:

bottomupcas:

hi there, anon. i didn’t realize i took a lot of selfies. thanks for the info. so, your question was whether i think i’m pretty. you already answered that no, i am not. 

and i have to agree, anon. i don’t think i’m pretty bc i’m not.

i’m fat.

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i always have a double chin.

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i constantly look like i haven’t slept in a week bc of my dark circles

and, i always look sunburnt. idfk why

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i have this white line across my nose that makeup can’t cover up 

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i have tons of wrinkles on my forehead. like what the hell? i’m 25

also, it’s the size of fucking texas

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i still don’t know how to smile in pictures bc i hate my fucking teeth

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my feet are flat. my hips are huge. my boobs are weird. i am covered in stretch marks. my voice is grating. my ears stick out two miles from my head. i am always fucking sweating and i’ve been asked if i was pregnant more times than i can count. 

so, you’re right. i’m not pretty. i can’t stand the way i look.

which is why it’s so fucking important that i post “a lot” of selfies. bc, anon, you’d better fucking believe that if i look in the mirror that day and don’t cringe, i’m gonna take a fucking picture to save that tiny little second. and GOD FORBID i show the world that i posses a little self love every once in a fucking while. 

TO ANYONE READING THIS: DON’T EVER LET SOMEONE MAKE YOU FEEL ASHAMED FOR LIKING THE WAY YOU LOOK—EVEN IF IT’S JUST FOR A SECOND. IF YOU LOOK NICE, YOU TAKE THAT FUCKING SELFIE AND YOU SHOW IT TO THE GOD DAMN WORLD BC THEY DESERVE TO SEE THE GOD/GODDESS YOU ARE!

that beard finally coming in? go ahead, bro. take a selfie.

you finally got that piercing you’ve been wanting? not really my style, but you’re fucking rocking it. take a selfie.

your boobs look awesome in that shirt? take a selfie.

you finally lose or gain that weight you’ve been working on? take a selfie.

your eyeliner look awesome? your new sunglasses make you look like  a celebrity avoiding the paparazzi? you killing that tux? you feel a tiny, rare level of self love? you always on a high level of self love? you just like your face? 

TAKE A MOTHAFUCKING SELFIE!

thanks for the question, anon. this one’s for you.

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Role model

best.

diet-prozac:

Biggest plot twist in history.

kirigirei:

i dont understand why people use gaylord as an insult maybe i want to be lord of the gays. bow down to me